at least i never went through the “rawr means i love you in dinosaur ”phase
sometimes I forget that mermaid man and barnacle boy are humans that are the size of a squirrel
nothing will fuck you up as much as the realization that there’s no real reason the alphabet needs to be in order
"I’m not rich"
"But I have a big dick"
"I don’t have a big dick"
"But I am rich"
"And I have a big dick"
we need to sacrifice somebody so Ellen never dies
This is quickly becoming the Hunger Games for douchebags