- job interviewer: where do you see yourself in 10 years?
- me: most likely dead not that it matters because life is a never ending downward spiral of misery and suffering, has no meaning, and there is no god
- job interviewer: ok
Lololol at people who think pole dancing doesn’t require skill
I love how the girl in the back is like “oh hellll no I can’t do that”
The fear of progression since the dawn of man
im in a country that has children beheading people like a sport.
I’m sorry if all the inbreeding that’s been happening in your family for the past few generations has fucked you up to a point where you can’t read a book or go outside but he isn’t Arab and you’re so dumb I’m feeling physically ill
McDonald’s has been forced to open its first ever restaurant with a turquoise coloured sign after city planners said the signature yellow sign would be too garish. Officials in Sedona, Arizona told the fast-food giant they were unable to open a restaurant with the trademark yellow logo.This is due to the city’s strict regulations which prevent buildings from ruining the picturesque view of the desert.
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I am sick of people thinking deodorant is optional
i’m sick of people thinking that they can judge others on a normal bodily function and that the only way they can be accepted is to wear something that is harmful/poisonous to your body. just because some men in the 1880’s decided bodily odor was no longer acceptable.
bitch you stink
Fact: Blue Ivy Already Dances Better Than Taylor Swift
im gonna say this again, WATCHING TAYLOR SWIFT IN PERSON DANCE AT THE VMAS WAS THE BEST ENTERTAINMENT OF THE NIGHT, ASIDE FROM QUEEN BEY OF COURSE
this girl next to me is googling Chief Keef on her phone how precious is that
update: bang bang
i think it’s so cute when straight people think they’ve never met a queer person. that’s adorable. you’re adorable.
I think it’s cute when people blame straight people for being born.
you’re right!! that’s exactly what i said in my post!!! reading comprehension a+ i’m so proud